The t-shirts range in size from XS to 4XL, starting at $18.
They come in the following colors: mauve, pebble, toast, sage, baby blue, soft pink, and silver.
You are required to pay for shipping and taxes (if your state requires it for online orders), so keep that in mind. The shipping is cheaper the more you order, so go buy lots.
If you want, you can go directly to the online store by clicking the button. Either way, I still want you to buy stuff that will make others laugh, or smile, or snort, or do a spit-take.
Men are easy to manipulate with sex or food. Use this power for good, not evil.
Like men, T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?
Like men, T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more as you contemplate your ennui. With the right amount of stretch, it's comfortable and flattering as you reflect on your life's choices.
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We all know one or two, so show them they are destined to fall or make their children fall. This shirt is super soft and breathable, unlike their children lying in a hospital. Need we say more?
Sometimes, the boss asks a dumb question or one they should know the answer to. This t-shirt will help you smile as you walk to their office to, once again, answer the dumb question. The shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all, even your idiot boss.
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We all have that one friend who is obsessed with their looks. Let them know you are listening (and rolling your eyes at them for it).
Everyone needs the perfect t-shirt (not nose) to complement an everyday, laid-back look. The ideal top for so many occasions, this lightweight cotton tee will keep you comfy and looking smart, unlike plastic surgery.
Everyone needs the perfect t-shirt (not nose) to complement an everyday, laid-back look. The ideal top for so many occasions, this lightweight cotton tee will keep you comfy and looking smart, unlike plastic surgery.
This is generational humor, but if you know, you know. They don't make ads like this anymore.
This T-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more, except it won't prevent cramps. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all, especially when you need to curl up on the sofa or bed.
This T-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more, except it won't prevent cramps. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all, especially when you need to curl up on the sofa or bed.
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Was this why soap-on-a-rope was invented? It can't be. Can it?
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. In a pinch, you can also use it as a towel or mini, mini robe. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch (wink, wink).
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. In a pinch, you can also use it as a towel or mini, mini robe. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch (wink, wink).
Whether you are one or you know one, let everyone know. The actual royalty needs to be worshipped.
These 100% cotton tees are the best you’ve ever tried, just as a future member of the royalty deserves. They are pre-shrunk, have side-seamed construction, and are fit for a queen of all sizes.
These 100% cotton tees are the best you’ve ever tried, just as a future member of the royalty deserves. They are pre-shrunk, have side-seamed construction, and are fit for a queen of all sizes.
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You know who you are. Wear it with pride!
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but did you hear about what Sharon said? She said, "It’s super soft, breathable, and has the right amount of stretch." Now, was she talking about this shirt or a person? You’ll figure it out, or someone will spill the tea.
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but did you hear about what Sharon said? She said, "It’s super soft, breathable, and has the right amount of stretch." Now, was she talking about this shirt or a person? You’ll figure it out, or someone will spill the tea.
We've all heard stories about the odd grandma. Maybe it was your grandma. Let the world know.
This T-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
This T-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
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This shirt is perfect if you are still in the closet or out. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch, unlike the type of stretching people have to do to figure out your sexuality. They already know. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
Everyone needs the perfect t-shirt to complement an everyday, laid-back inter-office romance. Even though love is forbidden, you know you want to share it with your colleagues. They'll be jealous or report you to HR.
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You will read into this what you want (you evil bunch of people). Everyone needs the perfect t-shirt to complement an unthinkable act. The ideal top for so many occasions, this lightweight cotton tee will keep you comfy and looking smart, so no one will ever know what you did.
This is the perfect gift for your forever single friend who doesn't trust or like marriage. For your friend who does want to be married, this might help them decide. This lightweight cotton tee will keep you comfy and looking available.
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We've all been there during a holiday meal or dinner party. Instead of hiding the food in your napkin or pocket, point to your shirt and shake your head. The hosts will understand, hopefully.
Everyone needs the perfect t-shirt to complement an everyday, laid-back look, especially during a holiday meal. The ideal top for so many occasions, this lightweight cotton tee will keep you comfy, looking satisfied, and full. You won't have to take another bite.
Everyone needs the perfect t-shirt to complement an everyday, laid-back look, especially during a holiday meal. The ideal top for so many occasions, this lightweight cotton tee will keep you comfy, looking satisfied, and full. You won't have to take another bite.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of in a patriarchal-free world and more. It feels soft and lightweight (unlike men's attitudes), with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering, unlike our current society.
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You need the perfect t-shirt to "complement" that one sibling. You know who it is. Now, you can be "nice" without saying a word. This lightweight cotton tee will keep you comfy and looking smart, since you will be labeled a smart-ass while wearing it.
T-shirts are a common thing, but this one stands out from the pack. It makes you look like a badass. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch, especially when you are doing nefarious deeds.
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For your IT friend or the person in your family who is always fixing everyone's computer. Let them know you appreciate the help with this soft and lightweight t-shirt. It has the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. Even the person who lives in the basement.
It is amazing how similar a toddler and an octogenarian are.
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch, in case you need to turn it into a pair of underwear.
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch, in case you need to turn it into a pair of underwear.
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Coulrophobia, or the fear of clowns, is justified. No one ever wants to be touched by a clown. I am not stating all clowns are, well, you know. I'm just saying that when I grew up, we were always warned about strangers. Clowns are strangers, with balloons and sometimes candy.
This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all, just not for people who like clowns.
This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all, just not for people who like clowns.
For everyone who feels underappreciated at work. Show your boss how you feel.
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. So will you. You’ll get some fist solutes and “right-ons” by your fellow unpaid workers, I mean employees. It’s super soft, breathable (unlike your office), and has just the right amount of stretch.
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. So will you. You’ll get some fist solutes and “right-ons” by your fellow unpaid workers, I mean employees. It’s super soft, breathable (unlike your office), and has just the right amount of stretch.
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For the bowler in your life who thinks they are also a playa. We all have one of those people in our lives.
This T-shirt is everything a bowler is looking for in a classy outfit. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch for hitting a strike and hittin' on the ladies (or fellas, or non-binary).
This T-shirt is everything a bowler is looking for in a classy outfit. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch for hitting a strike and hittin' on the ladies (or fellas, or non-binary).
We've all asked that question. You know you have. This shirt just lets others know you agree with them.
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It's time for women to run things because men have done such an "amazing" job.
This shirt is comfortable and flattering for all as we protest to take down the patriarchy.
This shirt is comfortable and flattering for all as we protest to take down the patriarchy.
Do you find yourself asking this question a lot when at an event? Now, everyone knows you might forget their names or faces. Why be embarrassed about it?
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one says you have no idea who the dime is or the dozen (nor do you care, really). It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch, since you'll be stretchin' your mind trying to remember these people.
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one says you have no idea who the dime is or the dozen (nor do you care, really). It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch, since you'll be stretchin' your mind trying to remember these people.
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On your mark! Get set! Show us your legs!
This shirt is for those in the know who like to let everyone see their preferred shorts' inseam length. We all have that one friend who likes them short, so gift this to them.
This shirt is for those in the know who like to let everyone see their preferred shorts' inseam length. We all have that one friend who likes them short, so gift this to them.
This shirt may make you an influencer, or at least mock those who want to be one. It’s super soft and breathable. It fits all body types. You'll love wearing this even when you become internet-famous and forget about all your IRL friends.
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The perfect shirt for all you former choir, band, and drama geeks. Let your bullies know you now own your trauma and pain!
A design that won't get you beaten up. The ideal top for so many occasions, this lightweight cotton tee will keep you comfy and looking smart as you visit your therapist.
A design that won't get you beaten up. The ideal top for so many occasions, this lightweight cotton tee will keep you comfy and looking smart as you visit your therapist.
We have always been and will always be here! Let the world know.
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Throwing some facts to the male masses.
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