The t-shirts range in size from XS to 4XL, starting at $18.
They come in the following colors: mauve, pebble, toast, sage, baby blue, soft pink, and silver.
You are required to pay for shipping and taxes (if your state requires it for online orders), so keep that in mind. The shipping is cheaper the more you order, so go buy lots.
If you want, you can go directly to the online store by clicking the button. Either way, I still want you to buy stuff that will make others laugh, or smile, or snort, or do a spit-take.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more as you contemplate your ennui. With the right amount of stretch, it's comfortable and flattering as you reflect on your life's choices.
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