The hoodies range in size from S to 5XL, starting at $28.
They come in the following colors: charcoal, indigo blue, military green, light blue, and light pink.
You are required to pay for shipping and taxes (if your state requires it for online orders), so keep that in mind. The shipping is cheaper the more you order, so go buy lots. ​​​​​​​
If you want, you can go directly to the online store by clicking the button. Either way, I still want you to buy stuff that will make others laugh, or smile, or snort, or do a spit-take.
One of our grandmothers is always more odd and inappropriate than the other one. Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in after a visit to her house, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice!

Stay warm as you support your friends. Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

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When you need to warm yourself up during a cold, cold family dinner or party.
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, especially after working for minimal wages, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish.
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Stay warm as you knock back a few pins and beers. Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in after you have been workin' the lanes, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish (hoodie, and maybe a lady). 
Don't mope. You, too, can wonder why you aren't "important" while staying warm. Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in and cry, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for contemplating your sad, sad existence as an internet nobody.
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